Hello, my name is Pinot Margio and I’d like to welcome you to the first edition of Uncorked.

The team at moustache sally has invited me to update you, our dedicated readers about what it takes to truly love it. Now you may think that it takes a lot of effort and you would be right, but that effort is worth it in the end and you’ll see why.

First of all let go of all you preconceived notions of what your expected to do or be. Loving it is all about freedom and independence. I mean do you think George Washington was concerned about what people thought about him wearing that ponytail hair and having wooden teeth? No, he was a forefather of loving it.

So you have to stop worrying about how people view you. Just go out there and totally love it. Dance it the middle of a store and sing at the top of your lungs. Maybe wear leather pants to church. Jesus loves it and so should you.

Here is a starter list to loving it:

1. Never refuse to sing karaoke. Believe me you will not regret it. Just sing anything. Hey Jealousy by the Gin Blossoms is a great song for a beginner.

2. Props. Now I’m not talking about the hi five a dude gives to his boy for landing a hot chick. I’m talking about canes, sunglasses, fingerless gloves, etc. Props enhance the loving it experience, they are an extension of you and your loving it capability. Choose the props depending on your state of mind at the time. For example, if your just going out to dinner you would bring maybe a top hat or elbow length gloves. For bowling I suggest a cape, first of all you’ll look cool and the aero-dynamics of the cape will increase your score.

3. Disguises. Masks, wigs, moustaches, beards, eyebrows. They allow you to become a different character and make loving it that much easier.

4. Booze, hey it’s not necessary, but it doesn’t hurt.

5. Fake Names. What is better than an alter ego? Not much. Try to use a fake name as often as possible. When reserving a table at a restaurant never give your real name. You should use every opportunity available to make yourself and the people you are with laugh. Laughter is the key to loving it.

Now those are only 5 steps. Loving it is so much more than that. Its just has to become part of your daily routine. Like brushing you teeth or giving people the finger while you drive. So start with those and check in with me, Pinot Margio for more tips and stories about how people all over the world are loving it.