I saw this video on Huffington Post and since I love me some Zack Morris, AC Slater Jeans and Screech Power’s MC Hammer Pants I had to share it. This is to the tune of Asher Roth’s I love College. Who doesn’t love Bayside? Besides Valley and Neidich. (I also want this dude’s t-shirt) However this video doewsn’t answer a couple of questions I have about Saved by the Bell.

How come Zack,  Screech, Lisa and Mr. Belding all moved from Indiana (where the Ms. Bliss seasons took place) to Bayside together? Were they in the witness protection program.

Where did Zack Morris get his ability to stop time by yelling “Time Out”?

While it seems the swine flu outbreak may have calmed down for now, (Knock on Applewood) be prepared if it comes around again. These fashionable surgical masks from Irina Block will keep you safe and make you look cool doing it. The proceeds from these limited edition masks are going to Children International to help Mexico fight the Swine Flu epidemic. For more info visit irnablock.com.

The Salt Lake Tribune is reporting that Dan Snarr the mayor of Murray City, Utah has been asked to shave his moustache for a fundraiser to benefit the Children’s Miracle Network. Residents have been casting their votes for him to shave it or save it at a local Costco. The ballots will be counted on May 16th. The American Mustache Institute is making a case for Snarr to save the ’stache. We say shave it for a good cause and grow another even more amazing one. Besides there are some serious real looking fake moustaches out there. It’s like a toupee for your face.

What do you think? Should he leave it be or make it history?

It’s Moustache May Everyone! Take this month to reflect and celebrate the wonder and glory that is the moustache. MoustacheMay.com allows you to create a profile and upload  your own moustache pictures. You can also just visit and check out the serious moustache pics that other people post.

Plus this Tuesday is Cinco de Moustache. So rock your ‘stache or put on a fake one and just watch out that the salt from your margarita doesn’t get all up in your grill.

We’d also like to add some more amazing moustache pictures to our photostream. So send us your coolest ‘stache pictures real or fake to:

jen@moustachesally.com or ramona@moustachesally.com

We love it, do you?

Do you consider yourself a fashionista? Do you think that a big fashion faux pas is a panty line?  Are you the type of girl that hates to wear thongs and prefers a full brief? Well I know I am. I HATE thongs, and I HATE Panty lines!!!

So what is a girl to do?  Go commando? Pick a different pair of undies to go with every different outfit? Or are we to try this “revolutionary” product?

The Anti-Panti is a four-inch circle with an adhesive backing on one side, and soft cotton lining on the other. Instead of wearing underwear you wear one of these. They come in all different colors and styles to match whatever sick outfit you are rocking.
 
I’m not sure if I would consider these unusual or amazing?
Decide for yourself. Visit  www.antipanti.com

Can anyone out there lend me $16,995.95? I really want the Levitating Hover Scooter from Hammacher Schlemmer. I’ll pay for shipping and let you ride this with me anytime you want. I also promise to wear as amazing an outfit as the guy in the picture. Please?? I really need this especially since I’ve finally accepted the fact that Mattel never really made the hoverboard that Marty McFly used in Back to the Future II. Until last week I still dreamed of a warehouse that held boxes of the hoverboards that the government deemed too awesome to sell. Then I read this: Fact or Fiction-Infamous Movie Urban Legends

Put the brakes on those skid marks. The butt face towel keeps the bathroom embarassment to a minimum. Buy one for all your dirty friends at Barron Bob’s.

Hello Unocorky readers. Pinot Margio here with some advice on how you can really stretch a buck in these tough economic times. I must admit that I am not very financially savvy. I do buy my pinot grigio by the case but not because it saves me a few dollars but because if I didn’t I’d be at the liquor store everyday. Four times a week is enough for me.

In the past few months we’ve heard all the excuses of why the economy sucks more than a Dyson. Freddie Mac, Fannie Mae, Bernie Madoff. Now I’m not quite sure who those people are, but I know I don’t like them. So I’m here to give the everyday folks some tips on how to stimulate their package.

• Take everyday household items from anywhere where they are free and easily accessible. For example. 7-Eleven has mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise, relish, honey, sugar, and non-dairy creamer all out for the taking. Bring a bag and stock up. Take straws, spoons, and napkins from wherever you can get them.
• There has never been a time that bars were more important. Sometimes though it can be expensive to go out for a couple of beers. I suggest bringing your own beer. Pack a large bag with bottles of your favorite and just take one and open it on the DL. Be sure that the bar you are at serves the beer you are drinking. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve run out of my store bought beer and asked the bartender for another and heard, “Sorry Miss, we don’t serve Nattie Light.”
• Now I’m all for tipping your bartender but sometimes people go a little overboard. When no one’s looking take some of the money that people have left on the bar and buy yourself a drink. You deserve it.
• You know when you order a bottle of wine at a restaurant and they have you taste it first to see if it’s “ok?” I always say that I’m not sure and have them keep pouring. Once I’ve had a full glass I say, “No thank you, it tastes a little off. Free glass of wine for Margio!
• Buy a metal detector. There not just for grandma’s and creepy guys wearing socks and sandals anymore. You can find some great stuff at the beach or in people’s couches. Last week my friend lost her diamond earrings, and I found it with my metal detector. Finders Keepers, Losers Weepers. Sucka.
• Always take all the free stuff you are entitled to while staying at a hotel. Shampoo, soap, lotion, mouthwash, towels, sheets, hangers, toilet paper, etc. And remember an unattended maid’s cart in the hallway is open season. Take all you need as well as the unopened ketchup bottle that is on that room service tray outside someone’ s door.

Those are just a few suggestions. To really save some money you have to be aware of how much you are spending on things you don’t need. I revaluated some of my purchases over the past few months:

Did I need to buy the whole DVD collection of Full House, when seasons 1-4 are clearly the best? No.

Was it necessary to buy yet another pair of assless chaps, when the ones my Grandma gave me for my 14th birthday still fit? No

Couldn’t I have just bought a loofah at CVS instead of investing in the body snake? I mean I am at a weight where I can wash myself comfortably, feet and all.

Are floor seats to the Jonas Brothers concert worth risking violating my restraining order from Kevin Jonas? Probably not.

Do I need a glass or 3 of the grigo EVERY night? Now let’s not go crazy, this is still America.

Think about what you’ve been buying loyal readers and send me your tips on ways to save some cash money.

Love it,

Pinot Margio

With Earth Day being this week, we thought we would share these products that are made out of something that everyone creates a lot of…naturally.

These panda greeting cards and elephant journals are partially made out of recycled panda and elephant poo respectfully. We can all make the planet a lot greener by not wasting waste. Available exclusively from Uncommon Goods.

Donkey’s LA trip was quite a time. He truly loved it every day. Here are some pictures from his trip. If you are going somewhere fun and would like to take our Donkey Tobey Acco along email us and let us know. Totally sick.

Donkey with the 90210 beach house in the background

Where's Donkey?

Donkey dips his feet in the sand.

Donkey really enjoyed the Syrah.

Donkey checking out the exhibits at the Getty.

Donkey on the UCLA campus in the Bruins Mouth.

Doing what Donkey does best.