When you hear salt and pepper moustache what do you think of? I think of Burt Reynolds and maybe a moustache that Spinderella grew after Salt and Pepa broke up. These are actual moustache salt and pepper shakers. Instead of pass the salt you can say pass the stache. (This could become confusing if you are engaging in something pre-meal that may arouse the appetite)  The shakers separate for easy use and when put back together viola! Stashtastic table accessories!

Get yours here:  moustache salt and pepper shakers

You know what ruins a morning? Well besides that unwanted bed mate not leaving. Cutting yourself while shaving. Thankfully we found something to help you out. And it really works anywhere on your body. Think of how much fancier your knees will look if they had moustaches on them. Get some at Urban Outfitters.

Whew. That was a crazy couple of months. We at Moustache Sally apologize for our lack of updating. The death of Michael Jackson hit us pretty hard. We really had to re-evaluate what we wanted to be as a website. We also had to re-evaluate the amount of prescription drugs we took to fall asleep at night. We spent the first week after the king of pop’s death only walking places using the moonwalk and bedazzling every glove we owned. We do however feel that we are ready to get back in the swing of things.

We remember the time, when things weren’t so black and white. Where we were told that we were bad and to beat it. When a bitch named Dirty Diana said she was talking to the man in the mirror who thought he was a PYT. But we wanna be starting something so we are going to do our best to rock with you. And make this website so amazing that you don’t stop until you get enough. Because sally supporters you rock my world and we can’t get over the way you make me feel.

So get ready donkeys Sally’s back.

Ahhhhhh. Do you smell that my friends? The smell of plastic masks, fun size candy bars and the crisp scent of fall in the air. Its Halloween time fools, my favorite time of year. Well its between Halloween and when the first batch of grapes for the years Pinot Grigio has matured into what I will drink 7 nights a week for the upcoming year. Right now I’m all about all hallow’s eve.

So here are some tips to Hallo-ween yourself off of your mundane routine and love it up.

Halloween Rules!

Face paint isn’t just for your face. Remember you have two sets of cheeks.

When giving out candy, give the best candy to the kid in the best costume. Keep boxes of raisins and spider rings on the side for the kids who show up wearing a sheet.

Every drink you consume on Halloween must be drunk out or a goblet that has dry ice in it.

Every opportunity to scare someone must be used. Don’t worry about a person’s age. I hid in the shower at my friend’s 87 year old grandmother’s house last year. She recovered from the scare, I’m still recovering from the sight of her eggplants grazing the top of her bony knees. It was still worth it.

More than one costume can and should be worn. Sleep in a costume so you don’t waste any part of the day in your regular clothes.

Give your old or used costumes to those who are less fortunate than you. Like your friend who shows up to the party as the devil, a cat or something equally as lame.

Most importantly remember that while “society” only lets us celebrate Halloween once a year you should wear costumes, use props and love it every day of the year. Just because New Year’s Eve is once a year doesn’t stop me from making out with a stranger and having champagne at midnight every night. Every night’s a celebration.

Trick or Loving It.

The Mustache App from Probably Interactive is the best app we’ve seen in a while. Pick whatever moustache you are feeling at the moment then put the iPhone up to you lips and speak. The on screen mouth moves to your voice! Just another reason why the iphone is the coolest thing ever. And more proof that moustaches are cooler than cool.

Having a few peeps over for a fancy dinner party? Make everyone feel right at home with these moustached napkin rings. You can even write your guests names on them. Assigned seating and napkin decoration in one. Buy some for yourself or best mates today. You cheeky bastard.

Wedding season is upon us. Time for open bar, cake and inappropriate dancing by old people who’ve had a few too many vodka gimlets. Want to make your wedding totally amazingly awesome? How about having a moustached wedding party. We think it’s a great idea! People match their bridal parties down to the shoes so why not have them coordinate their facial hair as well. To make the maid of honor and best man stand out have them wear a fu manchu while the rest of the bridal party rocks a handlebar. Some people go so far as making all their wedding guests don a stache. Now that’s a wedding we’d like to to be invited to. Check out these photos at mergewedding.com and for more about moustached weddings visit offbeatbride.com

It is only a matter of time before they create the full body Thudguard ® - you can just throw your baby anywhere you please with no injuries… AWESOME. (Hey Thudgard peeps, I will expect a MoustacheSally point on all profits for this new idea!)

Some people are so crazy for moustaches that they are tattooing them on their fingers. Fingerstache.com  is a site where fingerstachers can upload photos and discuss their tattoos. We think the finger staches are cool and all but if you were really serious about having a ’stache you would just tattoo it on your face.