I saw this video on Huffington Post and since I love me some Zack Morris, AC Slater Jeans and Screech Power’s MC Hammer Pants I had to share it. This is to the tune of Asher Roth’s I love College. Who doesn’t love Bayside? Besides Valley and Neidich. (I also want this dude’s t-shirt) However this video doewsn’t answer a couple of questions I have about Saved by the Bell.

How come Zack,  Screech, Lisa and Mr. Belding all moved from Indiana (where the Ms. Bliss seasons took place) to Bayside together? Were they in the witness protection program.

Where did Zack Morris get his ability to stop time by yelling “Time Out”?

Revisit or catch up on the this weeks TV that’ so bad it’s rad.

90210
Oh everything old is new again on 90210. Be original people! We true Beverly Hills, 90210 fans have seen this all before. Naomi goes with her new bad boy to watch him drag race. Um back on the real 90210 Steve got into drag racing with his buddy from detention. Remember Dylan had to save him from his “chicken” race and then we find out the guy he was racing was the one who hit and run Andrea and broke her legs. Then we have Silver who gets all Emily Valentine on Dixon complete with lighting a fire in the backyard. Plus we know that mental illness runs in the family. Half brother David suffers from the same affliction. I know its difficult for people to make original shows these days but come on now. You can’t fool me.

The Biggest Loser
Does this show really need to be two hours long every week? No, it has enough commercials during the actual show that it could be on for a half hour. “Stop those cravings by chewing extra sugar free gum!” “ Need something to carry your 100 calorie snacks? How about these ziplock brand containers” Not much to write about this week’s show, Nicole comes back to the ranch and leaves in the span of like 2 days. There is one thing that I was very thankful for, the fact that when Ron got on the scale he kept his shirt on. We really don’t need to see his tri-boob anymore.

The Real Housewives of NYC
NYC gots some drama this week! I loved the Kelly/Betheny confrontation. Why are either one of these people on the show? And why are Kelly’s cheeks always so red? Then Maaaahhhhrio and Jill get in a heated discussion about a tennis match. Yes these are the important things going on in their world. Next week Jill’s surprise tennis partner is revealed. Who really cares? And have you heard the Countess is losing her Count? I guess she’ll be plain old deep voiced LuAnn from now on.

Dancing with the “Stars”
Holly Madison and Steve Wozniak were voted off last night. Holly, if you can’t spin on a stool you’re probably not going to be able to dance. What is Holly going to do now?Bridget and Kendra have their own shows. All she has are knee socks and an annoying laugh. As for Steve Wozniak I’d feel bad for him if he wasn’t worth over a billion dollars. Although I will miss him, watching him dance was like watching Chewbacca ride a tricycle.

Sally Vision will be back this weekend for more thoughts on the world of amazingly bad TV.

News you can use, we’re just not sure for what.

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Just Live you Life…

TI won’t be poppin’ bottles all night for a while as yesterday he was sentenced to a year and a day in prison for felony weapons charges. While being booked his rubber band banks were confiscated from his pockets and his request for Patron on ice was denied.

Sham-Pow

According to thesmokinggun.com Vince Shlomi the annoying guy from the ShamWow commercials was arrested in Miami last month on felony battery charges after he allegedly assaulted a prostitute. Maybe she spilled her bottle of white zinfandel and cleaned it up with paper towels. You know how wasteful that is!

Moustache Line: Do Not Cross

We do not approve of using fake moustaches…while robbing banks.

This seems to be a trend as back in November two women were arrested in Kentucky for dressing up as men complete with a fake moustache while attempting to rob a bank.

Welcome to Pop Goes Sally. This is the place where we will give our thoughts on all things Pop Culture with that Moustache Sally Flair. For my first post here I’m just going to give a few of my random thoughts on the world of…

Amazingly Bad TV

• It really isn’t that hard to Keep up with the Kardashians
• 90210 should not be allowed to even use the zip code. Even if Brenda, Kelly and Donna are on it. If you don’t give me any Brandon, Dylan or Steve I’m not buying it. Although the little face time Nat got in the first few episodes did warm my heart. Bravo Joe E. Tata, Bravo.
• I miss my OC housewives. The NYC housewives have nothing on Tamra and Vick-O. Next up the Real Housewives of New Jersey which has the potential to be A to the mazing. Although why is there now always a housewife that isn’t married?
• I stopped watching Grey’s Anatomy when Izzie started having sex with the ghost of Denny. Is it safe to go back and watch now? Are all the ghosts gone? I’m still scared..
• Dancing with the Stars this year is once again using the term “stars” very loosely, but not as loosely as “celebrity” is used on Celebrity Rehab. I have to google the people on that show to find out who the hell they are.
• This season of Lost is really good. Really confusingly good.First the others, then the other others, now Jack, Kate, Hurley and Sayid are the Other Other Others. What do you think will happen to future Ben now? Will he start to fade away like Marty McFly in Back to the Future? Is there a Delorian hidden in the hatch?
• The Bachelor is the most entertaining show on Televsion. I don’t care if its all set up and planned or whatever. I still love watching it and getting so embarrassed for the some of the donkeys on it that I have to watch it through my fingers.
• Whitney Port should’ve stayed in LA and kept her job as Lauren Conrad’s question asker on the Hills. She is a bit too boring to have her own show. I have watched every episode of Laguna Beach and The Hills and I stopped watching The City. That’s saying something. Now Audrina is getting her own show? Really? What’s is going to be about? Neck tattoos, fake jobs and teeth whitening?
• The talent on this season of American Idol is about as deep as a kiddie pool. Although I must admit that I’m a little sore ever since Alexis Grace was voted off and gave me no chance of winning the American Idol pool that I am in
• I’m not sure how many people out there watch Jon & Kate Plus Eight. The finale this week cast some doubt on whether they would be back for another season as well as whether or not Jon has actually grown a set of balls.

Next week we are going to start recapping some of our fave TV shows. If there are any shows that you love and would like to see a Sally recap of please comment below and let us know.