When you hear salt and pepper moustache what do you think of? I think of Burt Reynolds and maybe a moustache that Spinderella grew after Salt and Pepa broke up. These are actual moustache salt and pepper shakers. Instead of pass the salt you can say pass the stache. (This could become confusing if you are engaging in something pre-meal that may arouse the appetite)  The shakers separate for easy use and when put back together viola! Stashtastic table accessories!

Get yours here:  moustache salt and pepper shakers

You know what ruins a morning? Well besides that unwanted bed mate not leaving. Cutting yourself while shaving. Thankfully we found something to help you out. And it really works anywhere on your body. Think of how much fancier your knees will look if they had moustaches on them. Get some at Urban Outfitters.

Having a few peeps over for a fancy dinner party? Make everyone feel right at home with these moustached napkin rings. You can even write your guests names on them. Assigned seating and napkin decoration in one. Buy some for yourself or best mates today. You cheeky bastard.

…this is what your kid will be asking you when he looks back at pictures from his toddler years. The Thudguard ® is a pretty silly product which claims to be an “instant safety hat” to protect your little ones from tumbles.

It is only a matter of time before they create the full body Thudguard ® - you can just throw your baby anywhere you please with no injuries… AWESOME. (Hey Thudgard peeps, I will expect a MoustacheSally point on all profits for this new idea!)

While it seems the swine flu outbreak may have calmed down for now, (Knock on Applewood) be prepared if it comes around again. These fashionable surgical masks from Irina Block will keep you safe and make you look cool doing it. The proceeds from these limited edition masks are going to Children International to help Mexico fight the Swine Flu epidemic. For more info visit irnablock.com.

Do you consider yourself a fashionista? Do you think that a big fashion faux pas is a panty line?  Are you the type of girl that hates to wear thongs and prefers a full brief? Well I know I am. I HATE thongs, and I HATE Panty lines!!!

So what is a girl to do?  Go commando? Pick a different pair of undies to go with every different outfit? Or are we to try this “revolutionary” product?

The Anti-Panti is a four-inch circle with an adhesive backing on one side, and soft cotton lining on the other. Instead of wearing underwear you wear one of these. They come in all different colors and styles to match whatever sick outfit you are rocking.
 
I’m not sure if I would consider these unusual or amazing?
Decide for yourself. Visit  www.antipanti.com

Can anyone out there lend me $16,995.95? I really want the Levitating Hover Scooter from Hammacher Schlemmer. I’ll pay for shipping and let you ride this with me anytime you want. I also promise to wear as amazing an outfit as the guy in the picture. Please?? I really need this especially since I’ve finally accepted the fact that Mattel never really made the hoverboard that Marty McFly used in Back to the Future II. Until last week I still dreamed of a warehouse that held boxes of the hoverboards that the government deemed too awesome to sell. Then I read this: Fact or Fiction-Infamous Movie Urban Legends

Put the brakes on those skid marks. The butt face towel keeps the bathroom embarassment to a minimum. Buy one for all your dirty friends at Barron Bob’s.

With Earth Day being this week, we thought we would share these products that are made out of something that everyone creates a lot of…naturally.

These panda greeting cards and elephant journals are partially made out of recycled panda and elephant poo respectfully. We can all make the planet a lot greener by not wasting waste. Available exclusively from Uncommon Goods.

Peeps, you either love them or you hate them. We saw this recipe for s’meeps and thought it was perfect for all the Peep lovers out there. They are just like s’mores but with peeps instead of regular marshmallows. S’meeps get it? Check out the recipe at seriouseats.com